competition

competition
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i stopped paying my cable bill.

there is an inverse relationship between the having of cable and the renting rate of documentaries at the school library.

its ok though, they make you think. especially because boredom forces you to watch the directors commentary, the deleted scenes, and even the (yeeeeeech) filmmaker's bio.

i will talk about the amish in a later post..

this one is about corn,

http://media.photobucket.com/image/korn/Austizin/korn_korn.jpg

not KoRn, silly.


corn.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CornWaterTower.JPG

maize.
mexico's cash crop.
the lumpy, reddish-brown one we genetically cleansed until it was smooth like buttah.

so the film i watched was titled King Corn.

http://www.kingcorn.net/

it features one obnoxious boston-ite prick and his slightly deformed buddy.

they want to see if that have the cohones to grow 1 (one) acre of corn, so they venture to Iowa, where, coincidentally, their grandfatheres were buried in the same boneyard.

corn is so overabundant we figured out a way to sweeten everything with it, and now we burn it to make cars go.

during the new deal, the government paid farmers to limit their production, in an attempt to shed some light on the invisible hand.

Earl Butz, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Butz

secretary of agriculture under Nixon, turned that around. he encouraged competition, and can be attributed to the rise of large commercial farms, an overabundance of corn, and the ways we make use of the extra kernels.


corn is related to grass, like the grass in our front yard.
look at the leaves sometime, its like the big oafy cousin.

ready for the diagram?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Koeh-283.jpg

so now the question is
how much do we need... and who is we?

i get high

post # 3.

a quick intro,

right into sex

now drugs.

plants get you high as f

do you like beer? who doesn't.
i like a nice spicy brown beer, that smells like the plant matter it came from.

unless i only have ten dollars.

yay Tröegs
nay Victory
:( sorry guys.

pick your poison, but either way, the creature is brewed from fine bavarian hops









(i just can't get enough of these old-timey dissections)












and some good american barley








and once you're feeling nice and loose,
have a glass of jesus juice


























then it's time to go outside and smoke a newport or a black and mild

(you didn't know they were made in KOP, did you?)































ah, americas cash crop. so smooth and addictive.

but now it's time to chill.

drinking and smoking c-boys are fine and dandy, but lets get hiiigh.














what can i even say about marijuana.
its sparkly,
and beautiful
and really just perfect..
<3i love you baby

but some people need more

weed is for stoner losers, do coke like an adult.












fuck dude this shit is sick it smells like gasoline i got it from some fucking puerto ricans so you know this shit is raw i cant feel my fucking nose, like its there, i know its there, i just can't feel it and my teeth are like invisible, im just going to grind them off, i have work in the morning and my heart feels like its going to rip out of my rib cage yo i am freaking out lets get some

dope












yaaaaaawwwwnn...
mmmmm...

thats the stuff right there boy..

















aw yea

opium poppies contain 12% morphine, from which chemists can derive a number of narcotics including heroin and codeine. afghanistan grows most of the stuff, and the US wants to burn it all.

starts making you think about why were even over there, right? george bush and the new world order. who do you think caused 9/11? how does a steel just melt - steel never melted before! its a fucking conspiracy, all the international bankers. its trippy, like we don't even need money. we should just like, share our stuff. like i could just grow my own wheat, grind that shit up. grow my own weed too. and grapes too because i like grape juice.. and shrooms, bra, shrooms.














ah ive been growing these bad boys for so long,
look at all those fat caps..











hehe.. hehe.

i feel a little weird..

do you feel weird?

the mushrooms look like they are illustrations

my hairs on my arm are growing outward, and as they grow, they all twirl a little bit, and they all twirl in the same direction..
where do you think they're trying to go?

hehe.. im getting giggly.. i can feel it in my loins











oh fuck.



i dont know how much longer i can live in this cartoon world with the rest of you.

how big is yours?

i swear to god...

this is a diagram of a chestnut seed:





i don't think it will get much more perfect than this,

its all down hill from here...

first impressions are everything

and clichés are just the horses' foreskin.

hi, my name is daniel. no caps.

i'm glad you have taken an interest in me, because if you're reading this, it means you're not tangled in the web, nay, you have come here with a burning desire to get to the beginning, to unearth

- who planted this seed?


and if you have gotten back this far, it means somewhere you got caught on a branch and started tugging the reaching tendrils, away from the sun, out of the light, down, dark, into the dirt, to the roots, where hermaphrodite worms digest the soil that creates everything else.

but don't ask why, it's just happening, growing up and out, down and in at the same time, dying cyclically, on cue, while spreading like a cancer.

i eat meat, but the cows i eat, they were force fed corn, and corn is a cousin of the grass in your front yard, and that has chlorophyll in it, goddamnit.

i am going to write about whatever i am angry about, copy directly from wikipedia, embelish myself, lie about others, speak my mind through the anonimity of teh tubez, exaccerbate, link to porn sites to get my hits up, discuss my abuse of and by the internets as a member of a generation which knows no world withought the internets, damnit, tyrone, why you gotta be hitten me like that?

and my dad doesn't get why i don't use the phone book or
"mr. webster"



major themes will include:

humanity as a whole
flora & fauna
urban greenery
climbing vines
whitticism
gentrification
the unwashed masses
countryside manors and estates
a nifty place i work at called terrain
parasites
pennsylvania, or penn's woods
fun little things to click on
mad libs
& other finer things



i am so godamn excited to be finally doing this blog, i'm going to do a post right after i post this one.

expect posting to be sporadic and socratic.