i get high

post # 3.

a quick intro,

right into sex

now drugs.

plants get you high as f

do you like beer? who doesn't.
i like a nice spicy brown beer, that smells like the plant matter it came from.

unless i only have ten dollars.

yay Tröegs
nay Victory
:( sorry guys.

pick your poison, but either way, the creature is brewed from fine bavarian hops









(i just can't get enough of these old-timey dissections)












and some good american barley








and once you're feeling nice and loose,
have a glass of jesus juice


























then it's time to go outside and smoke a newport or a black and mild

(you didn't know they were made in KOP, did you?)































ah, americas cash crop. so smooth and addictive.

but now it's time to chill.

drinking and smoking c-boys are fine and dandy, but lets get hiiigh.














what can i even say about marijuana.
its sparkly,
and beautiful
and really just perfect..
<3i love you baby

but some people need more

weed is for stoner losers, do coke like an adult.












fuck dude this shit is sick it smells like gasoline i got it from some fucking puerto ricans so you know this shit is raw i cant feel my fucking nose, like its there, i know its there, i just can't feel it and my teeth are like invisible, im just going to grind them off, i have work in the morning and my heart feels like its going to rip out of my rib cage yo i am freaking out lets get some

dope












yaaaaaawwwwnn...
mmmmm...

thats the stuff right there boy..

















aw yea

opium poppies contain 12% morphine, from which chemists can derive a number of narcotics including heroin and codeine. afghanistan grows most of the stuff, and the US wants to burn it all.

starts making you think about why were even over there, right? george bush and the new world order. who do you think caused 9/11? how does a steel just melt - steel never melted before! its a fucking conspiracy, all the international bankers. its trippy, like we don't even need money. we should just like, share our stuff. like i could just grow my own wheat, grind that shit up. grow my own weed too. and grapes too because i like grape juice.. and shrooms, bra, shrooms.














ah ive been growing these bad boys for so long,
look at all those fat caps..











hehe.. hehe.

i feel a little weird..

do you feel weird?

the mushrooms look like they are illustrations

my hairs on my arm are growing outward, and as they grow, they all twirl a little bit, and they all twirl in the same direction..
where do you think they're trying to go?

hehe.. im getting giggly.. i can feel it in my loins











oh fuck.



i dont know how much longer i can live in this cartoon world with the rest of you.